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Text Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 146,875 notes

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

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Photo Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 396,372 notes

now-everybody-d0-the-propaganda:

ninjacharli:

spock-of-science:

takshammy:

This guy

This fucking guy

This.Fucking. Guy.

This guy is not fucking

now-everybody-d0-the-propaganda:

ninjacharli:

spock-of-science:

takshammy:

This guy

This fucking guy

This.
Fucking.
Guy.

This guy is not fucking

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Text Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 283,407 notes

airmanawesome:

rose-j:

systemofadowny:

Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.

Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.

Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.

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feminishblog:

constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

I just love love love the carefully constructed language here. It’s all about what you can do, because you have choices and options and complete control. It’s not about what you have to do or should do. Such an important distinction for survivors.

feminishblog:

constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

I just love love love the carefully constructed language here. It’s all about what you can do, because you have choices and options and complete control. It’s not about what you have to do or should do. Such an important distinction for survivors.

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Text Post Mon, Jul. 21, 2014 152,551 notes

Reblog this if you actually want your followers to talk to you, and that you don’t think them to be annoying. Let them know they have nothing to be nervous about.

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Quote Post Mon, Jul. 21, 2014 24,668 notes

“HAKUNA MA’VODKA”


it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

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Photo Post Mon, Jul. 21, 2014 138,567 notes

ladycave:


youlovelylilshit:

So I think my mom and I really bonded today

The ONLY way to come out to your parents.

ladycave:

youlovelylilshit:

So I think my mom and I really bonded today

The ONLY way to come out to your parents.

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Video Post Mon, Jul. 21, 2014 184,384 notes

hirosada:

shh-im-in-my-mindpalace:

thebluetimebox:

ch3153aw:

a-white-lotus:

be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock:

Pixar

What do you mean Finding Nemo came out 10 years ago??!!!

image

Up came out in 2009!?!?!? 

I am ooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the heck toy story did not come out 18 years ago nonononnonoonooo

wow wall-e is an older movie than i thought


wow i am ancient

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Video Post Mon, Jul. 21, 2014 65,194 notes

mollycroftumlt:

lolsomeone-actually:

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy

reblogging that twice as its soo true

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Video Post Mon, Jul. 21, 2014 970 notes

holyshit-itsadam:

Mouth Work
Self Portrait
July 2014

http://holyshit-itsadam.tumblr.com/

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